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Breaking the ice 2 years ago #283

  • ironman2000
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Months I have been looking for a informative and vibrant forum to keep me informed of what the top gaming sites are offering me as a player.......................and just to break the ice with all the members here. I just have to share this joke a friend sent to me...................have a laugth a day to keep the doctor away.

$280,000 Mortgage
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Joseph told him 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
I'll be darned if I'm staying here by myself ...... with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!"

The ironic thing is that I do have a mortgage.............best make sure the kids are asleep ......lol

Keith

RE:Breaking the ice 2 years ago #284

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hahahahahaha really nice one! Wellcome to our Community Keith! Your contribution is much apreciated!

RE:Breaking the ice 2 years ago #289

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LOL great joke Welcome Keith

You should make a joke section on this site

Paul
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